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30 Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys That Actually Work

Guy’s have used pickups for many years to ‘score’. As, a rule they’re cheesy, and may sometimes consist of elaborate ruses as an end to means. Empowering women meant that at some point they’d be able to do the same. Fast track to the 21st century and women picking up men is not a new thing. It’s just not all that common. Older, more experienced people are the most successful at pickups, so unless you’re that hot, experience matters.

One thing about pickups is reason they’re used. Pickups have a very direct approach. Since the intent is supposed to be obvious right from the start, you don’t have to hide the fact that you are actively interested in the guy. What you do have to do, though, is make that intent very clear. If it’s just about sex, then it’s just about sex. If you’re looking for more, then you’ll have to say so. If you want to see how it goes, then say it. And you’ll have to be extra careful, coz in guy code, a pickup is specifically for hook ups. The hook up may or may not progress to booty calls.

Now for the lines.

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1. “I’m the eighth dwarf, Sexy.”

2. “My hip’s don’t lie and they’re telling me you’re the one.”

Ask On Christmas

3. “ There’s mistletoe hanging at my place. Wanna go there and make out?”

4. “ You look like a lot like my next boyfriend.”

5. “ My fairy godmother told me I’d meet my prince today.”

6. “Did you lose a rib?”

7. “ My apartment is being fumigated. Can I sleep in yours tonight?”

8. “ Oh there you are. Where’s my ring?”

9. “Wanna have a baby in ten years?”

10. “You know what they say about guys with big feet?”

Ask At A Coffee Shop

11. “What does a girl have to around here to get a guy to buy her a cup of coffee?”

12. “Let’s play Interstellar. You can be Cooper.”

13. “How you doin?”

14. “Wanna get a coffee with me?”

At a supermarket/ location of choice

15. “It’s not often that I meet the man of my dreams in a supermarket.”

16. “Can I buy you a drink?”

17. “I’m looking for my lover from my past life. I could have sworn he looked just like you.”

18. “Do this dress make me look fat ?”

Ask At A Comic Con

That Perfectly Sump Up

19. “Sir, Are you lost? Coz you’re a long way from ….”

20. “Scared, Potter?”

21. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”


23. “Sir, You’re going to have to register with the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).”

24. “Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.”

25. “We’re like cocoa and marshmallows; you’re hot and I want to be on top of you.” (girls can be on top)

26. “Looks like I’m not the only magician in the room. Coz we can make magic”

27. “I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”

28. “I have lady parts and I’m bored.”

Ask At A Game Night/ Comic Con

29. “The cake is not a lie. I’m right here.”

30. “I heard you like bad girls. I’m pretty bad at being good.”


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